Chapter 2: The gods must be crazy

Chapter 2

Hermes POV

The Bitch

A mere mortal who does she thinks she is? I’ll be damned if this goes out and also this!

I looked at my image on one of the clear springs that was part of my father’s grand gardens. His gardens were close to the woods, but his abode was farther up and the gathering hall was on the top most of Mount Olympus. An hours walk is equal to one day in mortal realm, A day would be five and a year would be five years but here time stops and nothing ever changes except day and night.

There was a huge bruise on my nose awhile ago it had stopped bleeding but the damage was greater after that it had turned bluish – green. ‘Now, how can I face father looking like this? With my dignity beaten down like butter! What am I saying?! I’m thinking like one of those odious farmers! ‘

“Ah, dear Hermes!”

Great.

“Apollo! I see that you brought Artemis along as well!” I continued looking at my image while greeting the two gods.

“Hermes what are you doing?” Artemis had that annoyingly matter-of-fact tone in her voice and Apollo had that I-told-you-so tone that would describe him as a pompous transvestite, but here in Mount Olympus every one had their own pompous swag.

“Isn’t it obvious? I’m looking at my self.” I replied smoothly.

“Uh-huh.”

Suddenly, I felt Artemis’s iron hand slammed down on my left shoulder then single handedly flung me about. Within seconds the twins fell to their knees laughing so hard that their stomach we’re in pain and their cheeks hurt so much.

“You guys are bastards” I said nonchalantly then the twins face became dark, “That was payback for laughing at me.”

“Could have used something better” Artemis snorted then she walked ahead. “Brother let’s go! I don’t want to be late at father’s feasting tonight, and if we are one second late I will have your head!”

She pointed back at me. Really, I wonder how Apollo survives with this so-called virgin goddess as his sister. Their so different I mean it should’ve been reversed! Why’s she the one ruling over the hunt and animals while Apollo’s the more feminine one with the lyre and the voice?!

“Hermes would you like to join us?” Apollo’s musical voice snapped me from my brooding. “Will you?”

“Hmm...Why not I might tell you guys the story of this bruise over some wine and food.” I said getting in between the twins with my hands on both their shoulders. Apollo gave me a brotherly smile while Artemis gave me a bratty I hate you look.

End of POV

Far away above in the skies Aphrodite’s chariot wheeled into Mount Olympus atmosphere as she watched Hermes with stern eyes that fumed in silent anger one that can’t be easily rebuke by Zeus.

“Mother aren’t you watching Hermes too much?” The young cupid beside her said.

“Am I?” She chuckled but Eros could sense the evil in it. “Let’s just hurry to Zeus feasting”

“Sighs, Mother do I have to go to that old geezer’s feast?” ‘I’d rather be off shooting arrows at mortal rapist.’ Eros mumbled.

One whiplashing sound sent the winged horses into full speed.

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Today was another weird day in the realm of immortals. I was another laughing stock and another modest human being and to think that-that I almost thought Hermes was utterly adorable is like total phail!

Who am I kidding? Of course his adorable, cute, sexy and a not to mention a total hottie! (HAH!!! ) Anyways he is here but if he goes to the modern human realm then it’ll totally be like one of those scene’s in manga (Japanese for comics) ----Wait?! Why am I talking about the modern realm here in you! Your supposed to be mythology diary! Ugh but never mind having to have two diaries at the same time is such a hassle. You see I don’t belong in this world or in the other as well I came here because of my other father. My mom you see is somewhat the unknowing bimbo---but she’s not a total slut! Or any more perverted word, It wasn’t her fault when she bore me and it wasn’t her fault in the first place to have not known that I had two fathers. One biological the other is hard to explain cause there’s the spiritual side of it which suxs!

Anyways, I discovered this place when I started to dream so heavily that I almost never wanted to wake up from then I found a path which always led me somewhere the same path I always took in my dreams and then one day out of the blue I found the entrance.

I’m stuck here for now since my spiritual dad gambled away his soul or something ----geez---!!!

But their still family and we love them!

O3O *chu~

J U T A

There came a soft knock from behind my room’s door.

“It’s open.” I said looking over to the door , it was my sister Areania she was half nymph and mortal, to think my spiritual dad had to be so handsome in this part of the world.

“You been clammed up for awhile...” She said looking at my no brainer outfit “And quite depressed too.” She smiled, Areania had a sweet motherly smile like my mom had. ‘

“Eh---I don’t feel like going back home this Saturday.”

“Escaping reality again? What’s the matter Juta?” She climbed up on bed and sat at the end, her back against the wall and her legs over her chest. Areania was a beautiful half nymph she was the only nymph with Eurosian feature her long dark hair was silky and soft to the touch her voice was of the most fragile and even silent of all, her eyes we’re round with dark orbs her skin was of one of a kind it changes itself during special seasons . One trait I commonly share with her and not with any other full blooded and half siblings I have. Today she wore one of the clothes I’ve given to her on Christmas Eve when she came to visit my world.

“Well you know how it is here everyone saying that I’m trying to get an impression on Hermes (the bastard D:< ) and on the other side their saying that I’m just one of those call girls because I’m always buying stuff even my biological parents thinks that too!!!” I paused to breathe, “...sometimes I wish that I was never been born and I wonder why I’m the one the gods choose to pick on!”

“And by gods your present religion?”

“No, Areania I meant ---never mind you don’t understand how it is...” ‘It’s because you found your niche in life while I haven’t’

“Your brooding again sighs I wish I knew what to do...” She smiled at me lovingly her hand touched mine and squeezing it. “But all I can do is stay here and listen to my sister and maybe...” She crawled beside me and placed her cool forehead on my warm one. “Understand.”

A tear almost escaped my eyes but I pushed it back and just for that moment held my sister so tightly that I was afraid she would disappear, everything would disappear. I was just so afraid to lose everything I love.

The rest of the night passed with me oversleeping again and missing my lectures at Athena’s sacred school and it was also the end of my stay here in spiritual dad’s realm by tomorrow I had to reach my parent’s house before they get home first.

It was past 12 o clock in the mortal realm, I brought a watch here in my first visit and found out that it works perfectly fine, Areania as always saw to it that I was brought safely into the modern realm. I keep telling her as always that I’ll be fine and will always be a good girl here or there.

I was about to jump into the window but I took one last glance at Areania.

“Hey sis!” I threw her my watch. “ Keep it.”

Areania just smiled at me and waved her hand to say goodbye and then swiftly I plunged into the other side. I heard about fey people and changelings but I never believe about them yet inside I hope for them to be at least happy about their lives here. Because here you had the opportunity to be the best and out race the rest yet you have to face consequences of everything you slowly acquire as you reach the top you are the only one...Family, friends, and lovers are just a whim you control everything but in reality everything controls you one small mistake and your done for.

And justice takes it toll fee on you

Slowly my senses dulled as I reached into the last phase of my travel the prism gate. Here you can’t see anything but the outline of your character and the various colours you can find in a prism. Then there came the light and soon it devoured me bringing me back to the dark grey streets of New York City.

As always I happily breathe in the smell of the half fresh streets of New York City. With only my messenger bag stuffed with souvenirs and belongings I started on my way home.

* * *

“Now, dear don’t fuss...”

Areania lay on the ground in tight bonds as she struggled to free herself. Before here was the glowing goddess of love and beside her was the grim goddess Eris.

Aphrodite wanted to kill Areania for being so attractive even in her own eyes she felt a stinging pain to have this Halfling yet the urge for bloodshed equated her feelings.

Eris felt the malice building up inside Aphrodite’s heart, mind, and body this woman truly had no soul. As she glanced at the Halfling, her arms crossed together and her I don’t care attitude lied to what she felt inside for the wretch, of all the goddesses she had to deal with the psycho.

“Now, dear tell me...” Aphrodite bent down to her level. “Tell me where your little sister is?”

“I have no sister!” Areania practically yelled at Aphrodite almost spitting her face.

Aphrodite did not flinch instead she smiled standing up and then suddenly kicked Areania into the tree in one blow. Even Eris was shocked with wide eyes to see Aphrodite’s fury.

She could hear bones cracked altogether as her body slammed into the hard rough surface of the oak tree. Her head crashed near a jagged stone stuck on the soil creating an incision on through the sides and on the forehead.

“Don’t kill her yet I still haven’t had my fun.” Eris said coldly as her eyes stared into space.

Aphrodite stood there with her back at Eris then tilting her around at her she flashed that malicious smile again.

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Net suddenly went off again then i had to transfer my second chappie to MSWord cause notepad doesn't edit and correct it self then I had my reggae music playlist running while writing this down the crying part made me cry as well since that old I'm still in love with you song came up U.U

Oh and I'm doing this cause its fun :D

so it's probably crap O3O

My thoughts on this:

hermesxOc or OcxOc

I reeeeaaaaally want some romance blooming into this story not just the sex-in part of this :DDDD

hahaha!!! I still dunno whose the evil doer in this story or whatever! Juta's not going to be the only heroine in this I'm planning to place in some real life characters in the form of nicknames ;] since I stopped writing parodies for Moonlit Cafe (I'm seriously bored!)

Plus I think I've faaaaalleeeeen in love without having some one to fall in love with! :DDDD

lol just reminds me of what my friend said the other day that Achilles was a total hottie in the trojan war movie ahhahahahah loooool!!!!

oh yeah, I haven't read this so far I'm saying that Juta is stuck between two worlds one thats reality the other a fantasy which side shall she choose? I dont even know!