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HG: Part 1

Once upon a time there lived a rich business man who dealt with the underground businesses he had three children the oldest had left without notice leaving him with the compulsive princess and the mysterious prince respectively kana and yuu.

One day he got a call from his long time pal overseas.

"Hey! Richard how's it goin?"

"Bad."

"why bad?"

"my eldest left me to watch the rest."

"oh? Where's your wife?"

"dead."

"oh, my bad. Well you can throw em out of the house just sustain them with a monthly allowance then they won't depend on you..."

"That's a great idea but where would I throw them?"

"shinjuku?"

"Great idea!"

So after that------------------------------


"Daddy why are we inside this dark limousine going nowhere?"

"to bring you nowhere dear."

'His throwing us out stupid...'

"Daddy why is the street soooo bright and colorful is there a festival?"

"Those are night clubs dear their there when you need them or if you feel like it."

'Why Shinjuku this place is full of retards!'

"Daddy why are we stopping here? ah! daddy why are you pushing us out?! DAAAADDDY!!! DON'T LEAVE US!!! I DON'T KNOW THE WAY BACK HOME!!!"

"STOP YELLIN ALREADY SHEESH!!!"

"HUH? OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!! YUU!!! Daddy left us just like big sis did when she-she-"

"There, there kana we'll get home...eventually"

"HUH?! WHY EVENTUALLY!!! THIS IS LIKE THAT HANSEL AND GRETEL STORY AND THEN WE'RE GONNA HITCH ON SOME OLD TRANS HAG!!!"

"SHUT UP K!!!"

"sorry..."

"I've got a plan if we stick by it we'll survive...eventually"

"-__- so what's the catch?"

"See this?"

"ooooh shiny!! yeh? it's a credit card"

"yup daddy's family card...somehow he magically slip it in my side pockets while kicking us out of the car..."

"HUH?! NO WAI!!"

"you figured it out already! I'm impressed...(not!) HEY KANA!!!"

"With this we can buy something to eat----"

"no! with this we can get ourselves a place at a five star hotel for awhile!"

"Oh is that how it is?

"yeh but let's get some grub I'm starvin like hell..."

"ah! niichan wait for me! Their's creepy pedo's about!!!"

meanwhile, the rich business man had shed crocodile tears to his co-partners condoling him about his sad family life and that theirs werent any better over beer and pole dancing women at a sleezy expensive club at the far side of Tokyo.

All night long, the two siblings we're enjoying their live's in a city that never sleeps Kana who didn't realized how impulsive she was at buying drag yuu all over places that he soon gave no intention of ever returning again.

"oh! Oh! Yuu dear try this one on it looks cool on you! yuu? yuu? AH!! YUU!!"

Yuu was stalled by two voluptous women who we're obviously unmarried and old. One had red hair the other had golden with orange streaks.

curiously she hid behind a post straining her hearing sense...

"Your sooooo cute!" Red hair " And skin so soft!"

"You must be a million dollar baby" Goldie

'Why's he not doing anything! Yuu becareful!'

Then the redie came close to his ear and whispered something. Yuu smirked sheepishly which confused his sister a lot.

'yuu wouldnt! No Kana must not think green! not green! oh no the green!!!'

her mind would be undeniably green and so her face was flushed with the green thoughts sizzling in her brain.

"hmph." he chuckled. " I don't play with old plastic barbie dolls. se'ya."

Surprisingly the two women's face turned red with fury the goldie suddenly lift her arm wanting to slap the brat's face but---

"I'll scream that I'm being harassed by two old women who're wanted by the police."

"what?!" Reddie turned to Goldie. "HAh! We're no criminals!"

"Oh,really?" Yuu turned his back on them and walked away. " Then what about that" he pointed outside towards the giant tv that screened the two women's faces.

"SHIT!" Goldie muttered. " Red rose let's go we don't even play with little kids anyway!"

"shuddap that was your idea you manslut. I just tagged along hmph!"

"DOn't start with me you fucki----"

As the prince left the two foul mouthed women, looking really cool by relaxing his hands inside his pockets,his sister the princess came to him with a worried look.

"what's with that face kana-chan doesn't suit you."

"You---"

Suddenly kana gave him her infamous death hug over his neck which caused him to suffocate for his dear life.

"You embizzle why we're you hanging out with those two and not me! stupid! baka! doo-doo head!!!"

"yeesh! Kana stop it! if I didn't they'd hunt us down like dogs and we'd be in trouble! Dad will be!"

"huh why?"

"I'll tell you later when we get to the hotel,k? Right now I just want to go home."

"Okey! Just let me get my shopping bags tee-hee"

"2 minutes and we're leaving!"

"ooookay!!!"


The prince went to find a seat between commoners while he waited patiently for his beloved sister. He sighed taking a glimpse at his watch it said 7:40.

'one hour and 10 minutes before supper then bed time...geez kana's hard to put to bed especially their'll be tv near her...oh gawd! where's that idiot anyway?'

"2 minutes has passed what's holding her up?"

In search of------

"KANA! KANA! WHERE ARE YOU! KAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Poor prince yuu what has happened to his dearly beloved sister and it's almost bed time!!!


"God! I gotta know where she is before this part 1 end!!!"